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Monday Mailbag – Featuring Chap-man, Tatman, and the Big Cheese

Normally I start off the mailbag with an intro. But I feel lazy today and writing an intro is just a bit too much work. Plus, you’re really only here for the .gifs and Photoshops. So in lieu of an … Continue reading

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Jobs for Figgins

Writing about Chone Figgins’ poor play is old-hat. But I’ve never said, nor written, the phrase old-hat, so I was excited about this opportunity. Figgins is back on the mind of Mariners fans due to the fact that he is … Continue reading

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Dear Justin

Justin, I want you to know that it’s not you, it’s me. Whenever people say, “it’s not you, it’s me” they’re really saying that it is you. And in this case, it actually is you. Sorry for lying to you … Continue reading

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My Cover Letter to the Seattle Mariners

April 18, 2012   Mr. Jack Zduriencik General Manager Seattle Mariners P.O. Box 4100 Seattle, WA 98194   Dear Mr. Zduriencik: I see that Miguel Olivo is consistently starting for the Seattle Mariners, even though there is no logical reason … Continue reading

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Mariners Offense is Better, Rangers Offense is More Better

Why can’t the Mariners just play 162 games against the A’s? It would certainly be more fun for the Mariners pitchers. I can’t imagine pitching to Josh Hamilton and company is any fun. They just hit the ball too hard. … Continue reading

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Help Us Smoak, Ackley, Montero and Saunders. You’re Our Only Hope.

Last year’s Seattle Mariners team was forgettable. Or at least it’s a team that I want to forget. Milton Bradley, Ryan Langerhans and Jack Cust were starters on the Mariners 2011 Opening Day roster. Milton Bradley! It really isn’t a … Continue reading

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Movies and Mariners

I have a couple shelves full of movies that I never watch. I’m not one to buy movies. I have to really like a movie before I make the decision to buy it. However, after buying a movie, I usually … Continue reading

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